And We Call This Civilisation?

Dictionary for Women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he hasn’t realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Chances of A Man Winning An Argument

Knobs

Aren’t we boring, guys?

Let some of your feminine side out, if you have one, for a change.

Mission – Go to Gap. Buy A Pair of Pants

Man – A Chemical Analysis

ELEMENT: MAN
SYMBOL: Ego
DISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs.
OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as “singles bars”. Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required.