A Dictionary for Development Specialists

1.  Project manager is a person who thinks that 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.

2.  Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3.  Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

4.  Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5.  Documentation team don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

6.  Quality auditor is never happy with the process to produce a baby.

7.  Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

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Author: DanutM

Anglican theologian. Former Director for Faith and Development Middle East and Eastern Europe Region of World Vision International

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