1. Project manager is a person who thinks that 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.
2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
4. Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. Documentation team don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
6. Quality auditor is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
7. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.